I've been away, I've come back.
I was jailed for running a 90 year old granny over, but the jury weren't too bothered about that. They were bothered however by the 4 people carrying her coffin, that's the last time I drive in a cemetery.
Right, on with the show! He-Man, the 80's cartoon hero is up for a bashing. What a complete and utter gaylord.
"Ooh look at my big sword, I'll cut you"
He is the epitome of the muscly gay stereotype.
"I HAVE THE POWER!!!"
Waving his sword around. Who does he think he is? He is also a liar. You can tell he's gay by the way he tries to hide it by spending his time riding what can only be described as a giant pussy. Yeah mate, you have the power. Obviously.
Also if you watch the cartoons you'll notice he walks funny. Some say that its down to animation techniques available at the time. I say it's because his ass hurts too much.
He is also a blatant Nazi. Big, muscular blond haired and blue eyed bloke. With one hell of a schwerpunkt sword, and you can tell he's evil really because he lives in a place called "greyskull". Seriously, if you are a good guy you live in Acacia Avenue or something. Where did Banana-Man live? Danger Mouse? exactly. Not fucking 18 Greyskull Street, Deathsville.
"OOOh look I'm so hard, BY THE POWER OF FORESKIN!!! shit, GREYSKULL!"
I've had enough of him. The sooner people stop adding him to youtube the better.
Thanks for reading.
2 comments:
Right, i'm not standing for this - He-Man was a metrosexual.
He wasn't gay, he was camp. very camp. he was surrounded by gay characters, can't dispute this.
He was also a nazi, this is also undisputable. But he took pride in his appearance, he was in the public eye alot, can you imagine being saved by a hobo? what image does that send to kids?!
No, he was a well presented metrosexual, paving the way for normal guys to take care of their skin and keep the hair free from split ends.
You know those guys that shave the back,sack and crack? Yo! He-Man was blazing that trail long before the mid-nineties drug scene had speed freaks trying to pretend their shrivelled penis was actually impressive. And Borat wouldn't have touched the mankini if He-Man wasn't waving the wang in one 20 years earlier.
The sword and cat you say, well he's just practising some old wisdom; Tread softly and carry a big stick.
So cut the guy some slack, we owe him for breaking new ground, and making it acceptable for Justin Timberlake to be famous...
I'm just going to reply by quoting you...
"making it acceptable for Justin Timberlake to be famous..."
There is _no_ excuse for this...at all
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