He-Man is a Big, Gay, Nazi

I've been away, I've come back.

I was jailed for running a 90 year old granny over, but the jury weren't too bothered about that. They were bothered however by the 4 people carrying her coffin, that's the last time I drive in a cemetery.

Right, on with the show! He-Man, the 80's cartoon hero is up for a bashing. What a complete and utter gaylord.

"Ooh look at my big sword, I'll cut you"

He is the epitome of the muscly gay stereotype.

"I HAVE THE POWER!!!"

Waving his sword around. Who does he think he is? He is also a liar. You can tell he's gay by the way he tries to hide it by spending his time riding what can only be described as a giant pussy. Yeah mate, you have the power. Obviously.

Also if you watch the cartoons you'll notice he walks funny. Some say that its down to animation techniques available at the time. I say it's because his ass hurts too much.

He is also a blatant Nazi. Big, muscular blond haired and blue eyed bloke. With one hell of a schwerpunkt sword, and you can tell he's evil really because he lives in a place called "greyskull". Seriously, if you are a good guy you live in Acacia Avenue or something. Where did Banana-Man live? Danger Mouse? exactly. Not fucking 18 Greyskull Street, Deathsville.

"OOOh look I'm so hard, BY THE POWER OF FORESKIN!!! shit, GREYSKULL!"

I've had enough of him. The sooner people stop adding him to youtube the better.

Thanks for reading.