tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-66141775353590672812011-08-01T21:39:39.360+01:00Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.comBlogger521100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-4782037578051411362010-08-27T22:10:00.001+01:002010-08-27T22:13:18.061+01:00

Hi All,Why is it the nearer to the end of your life you get, you slow down. Well, you do, you old bastard at Asda today. Why are you and your kindred wrinkly brethren queuing up in Asda at lunchtime? You can go at any other time of the day. Where else are you going to go?Here is the problem, I had 20 minutes out of my busy schedule (being young and having fun) to run down to Asda and get some

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-88819196099442176902010-04-09T18:45:00.001+01:002010-04-09T18:47:03.776+01:00

Hi all,It's been awhile hasn't it? I've had a busy little life outside of this here blog recently what with one thing or another. One of things things was to get married.Yes that's right, Trev is hitched.No more dating for me, no more wierd women, no more odd girlfriends, no more playing the field. Ah well, what doesn't kill you makes you strong I suppose.There are some strange women out there

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-25260380435894808142009-12-01T21:04:00.004Z2009-12-01T21:21:56.878Z

Hi All,Due to the success of the last one, I have written a new one!Childrens Stories 2!Once upon a Tuesday, around 10am, there was a boy called Jack who lived in a council estate in Peckham. His mother didn't work at all and spent all their benefits on Gin. Occasionally on Vodka, but mainly on Gin.One day she slurred"Brian, Brian, Come here""It's Jack, Mum. I was named after my father""I think I

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-54440985220325979132009-11-09T20:31:00.001Z2009-11-09T20:34:28.935Z

Hi all,It's getting dark and cold out there now isn't it?I mean, it's November, the temperature is dropping and we've put the clock back an hour so Scottish farmers can have a lie in. This has always confused me to be honest. The number of farmers is Scotland cannot be that great in comparison to people who work in call centre's in Hull. Why can't Scottish farmers try this:Get up an hour later!

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-44758595292094840992009-10-18T21:41:00.002+01:002009-10-18T21:45:56.442+01:00

Hi All!It turns out that chemistry teachers are having to show videos of experiments to students instead of letting them actually do it.I'm not talking about explosions and stuff but really basic chemistry like putting lithium in water. This is because although all the risk assessments have been done and given to them, teachers do not have the confidence to either perform the experiments

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-75305644763958710592009-09-27T19:08:00.003+01:002009-09-27T19:13:17.244+01:00

Hi All,I was sat reading some crappy kids stories the other night, when I thought..how difficult can it be to write a story for a 6-9 year old? So, here it is.There was once a fairy princess.Her name was Emily.Well, she wanted to be called Emily, but her real name was JessicaShe had 3 legs, and one arm, which stuck vertically out of her head.This made it very awkward to get her crown on in the

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-29554237161443869592009-09-01T20:04:00.001+01:002009-09-01T20:07:11.700+01:00

Hi All!My blog is one year old!So to celebrate and to mock in some fashion all those other blog type, video, tv efforts, I have decided to do some recaps, quotes and outtakes from the last 12 months.Hope you enjoy them as much as I did writing them."...as the human body is 80% water, I can be anywhere between 4'3 and 6'2 depending on where the moon is.""Now thats the body that I want! I want to

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-83379702719368767232009-08-29T10:57:00.005+01:002009-08-29T11:07:53.902+01:00

Hi all,There is absolutely nothing on telly. Well, nothing worth watching anyway, and as I am a resident of the UK I pay the BBC tax, the Television License.I subscribe to Sky too, so I get approximately 5 billion channels. All of these broadcast total shite. Or if it's not total shite, it's the total shite that was offered to you in the previous hour.What I will be doing though is going to one

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-65085713000337763882009-08-23T22:36:00.002+01:002009-08-23T22:40:04.416+01:00

Hi All,Dating is a scam. Honestly.I have been incredibly lucky. I have a partner, 1.5 wonderful kids and 0.5 fucking noisy little bastards.It didn't really take that long for me to find my ideal partner, who made me laugh and all that other emotionally fulfilling shit. But this isn't why I'm lucky.It didn't take me that long to conceive, 3 times, unlike these other unlucky people out there. But

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-63020547348564895632009-08-18T21:24:00.004+01:002009-08-18T21:45:50.749+01:00

Hi all,How much do you value a banana?Actually stop and think about it.Ok, so lets hear your answer....Nope you're wrong.Try £20,000.Yes that's right £20,000. The Crown Persecution..sorry Prosecution Service took a man to court for stealing a single solitary Banana, and then failed to convict him.The total cost of the trial to the tax payer was £20,000. The actual Banana? The actual physical

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-45567663569467592102009-08-14T22:13:00.006+01:002009-08-14T22:49:13.089+01:00

Hi All,Have you seen the obesity figures recently? You'll have to move your arse out of the chair to see them apparently because over 40% of people are nearly fat to the point of death. I don't mean that your fingers are so fat you can't actually dial 999, I mean that you are that fat that your heart will implode with the power of a 4 megaton cheese burger.But it's not your fault.I know who's

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-58568950469841220212009-08-07T22:35:00.002+01:002009-08-07T22:38:30.496+01:00

Hi All,When you see something everyday, you often don't realise that things change.Take my hamster for example. Actually don't, just leave him where he is, but I only realised how old and wrinkly and hairless he was getting when a friend of mine came round and asked me why I was keeping my bollocks in a cage and feeding them dried fruit.Speaking of things that don't change, I decided to give

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-40831546856618619582009-06-15T19:28:00.001+01:002009-06-15T19:30:06.123+01:00

Hi All,God is it hot! Even if you don't move you end up sweating like an MP in the middle of an expenses scandal. Night times are the worst. I have had to take to sleeping stark bollock naked.Too much information? Maybe, but you will need that vital information, so remember it well.So there I am, tucked up in bed with a fan on desperately trying to sleep, and all is quiet. Until I hear a strange

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-83762108560582732862009-06-09T19:18:00.004+01:002009-06-09T19:50:50.882+01:00

Hi all,Look, I know its been a while, but it's not like I can write every week is it? I mean, I go to work, come home, drink beer, have a wank, go to bed, get up, go to work, realise it's Saturday, go home....etc...but to be honest all the news stories have been along the lines of "Dog bites man". There's nothing there I can write about, it happens all the time. "Man bites Dog" stories are cool,

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-715677609346051872009-05-13T18:58:00.002+01:002009-05-13T19:08:20.573+01:00

Hi AllWell I don't know what to say....I need some advice.Some twat has complained to OFSTED about a picture that was taken at one of the pre-school shows that was on a few months ago.Why does that bother you Trev? Was it your kids?No. But I am a committee member at that pre-school, and now we have to make a decision on having a blanket ban on all photos and videos taken at the pre-school or

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-14870255725674590592009-05-03T17:43:00.004+01:002009-05-03T17:56:03.094+01:00

Hi All,Media Hype, is it all it's cracked up to be? Sensationalising every tiny little thing. Basically newspapers and the media are in love not with the story, but with prefixes. Flu, is dull. But "Bird Flu" is exciting. "Pig Flu"? does it have a prefix? Yes, so its exciting. Pig flu has killed under 200 people, and yet it is splashed all over papers. "Normal" Flu has killed 5000 people so far

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-42657285058090017942009-04-18T08:49:00.002+01:002009-04-18T08:53:15.570+01:00

Hi all,So, there I was. Sat at work without a care in the world. Actually that's a lie, there were several cares, but that's work for you.Anyhew, there I was sat at work with...some...cares in the world when I read a story about some group of people who are trying to protect my privacy.Now these people are supposed to be fairly intelligent as they spotted that the government are trying to create

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-75210316755537749322009-04-10T23:52:00.002+01:002009-04-10T23:56:48.797+01:00

Hi all,I have seen the future. It is bleak.Corporations are trying to kill the human species. We have "2nd Life" taking away personal human interaction. We have Facebook doing the same. We have World of Warcraft giving people a virtual social life with people all over the planet, with people they will never meet.And now I have realised a shocking truth.Make up companies are taking what little

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-4884176766655284842009-04-06T22:41:00.003+01:002009-04-06T22:45:34.975+01:00

Hi all,Interesting times are afoot! As you all know, I am a fan of growing my own cat toilet. Well, after several weeks I have finally found something to keep the furry little shits away from my veggie patch. Netting. Seems cats don't like netting.But I have an additional issue now. You see I am already 5 weeks into the growing season and I have a huge gap where some of my veggies used to be. I'm

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-81465613018838463132009-03-28T22:47:00.001Z2009-03-28T22:50:40.177Z

Hi all,Here is a news bulletin for you, from the BBC:'Computer tan' website scores hitOk so here's the story, 1 million people have been online to a website and downloaded software that they believed would give them a 5 minute tan.Now I'm not sure what is worse here to be honest. The fact the website is, in effect, mis-advertising their product. Or that 1 million people believed that their PC

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-88162522451216282232009-03-25T21:38:00.001Z2009-03-25T21:40:53.873Z

Hi all,There is a stirring in the force, a change in the world, something is affecting people through the interweb. It is affecting everyone.People who have never been on the internet are now going online to look at pictures.And what are these pictures of? Where have they come from? Who took them? Do you really want to know? Do you want to know that badly? Do you really want to know the truth?

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-28406901734897161772009-03-24T20:28:00.001Z2009-03-24T20:31:18.867Z

Hi all,I tried an experiment at the weekend. I was at someone's 21st birthday party, so I decided to party like I was 21. Here's a tip.DON'T DO IT.If you have already been through all that heavy drinking stuff, with the shots of different coloured liquor and wierd things that taste like mouthwash, and you haven't done it in quite some time, then don't try it. Don't even think to yourself that you

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-78492519376272191002009-03-17T17:11:00.003Z2009-03-17T18:37:45.221Z

I've been away, I've come back.I was jailed for running a 90 year old granny over, but the jury weren't too bothered about that. They were bothered however by the 4 people carrying her coffin, that's the last time I drive in a cemetery.Right, on with the show! He-Man, the 80's cartoon hero is up for a bashing. What a complete and utter gaylord."Ooh look at my big sword, I'll cut you"He is the

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-92037200244252540642009-02-15T10:28:00.001Z2009-02-15T10:31:32.513Z

Hi All,Car accidents can be horrific. You can have serious damage done to your internal organs, broken bones, whiplash, cuts and bruises, psychological trauma and normally even a little knock can be quite debilitating.A woman recently had a car crash, and it broke her nails for example. That doesn't sound that bad until you read on and the story says that these nails were mammoth, 2ft long,

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-29833700551081284142009-02-05T21:36:00.002Z2009-02-05T21:39:52.212Z

Hi all,I am not what you would call a religious man. You would probably call me a lot of things, some of them rather rude maybe, but not one of them would be religious. In fact there is nothing more strange for me than spending several hours of everyday worshipping what actually amounts to be a fairy.But in my happy Atheist world there is a problem. My daughter's school took my daughter (and

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-69255465228955461612009-01-28T20:47:00.003Z2009-01-28T21:06:13.802Z

Hi all,I was sat watching "Dragons Den" the other day, I really like the idea of inventors doing their pitches to investors on telly, it tells you what people are thinking about, and what problems they are trying to solve. And there have been some crackers.Like the woman who was trying to get £250,000 for personalised pants. Or the really geeky "man in a shed" engineer who had invented a radical

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-61521088459221617542009-01-20T23:08:00.003Z2009-01-20T23:14:14.150Z

Hi all,What kind of person are you? I bet that your personality matches the job you do, as long as your happy in it.If you like being outdoors, I bet that you work as one of those annoyingly upbeat people at those corporate team building exercise places. If you like working in a place with no atmosphere, you work as an astronaut or as a Little Chef cook. If you find that you are unhappy in your

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-4089779612206714882009-01-09T22:27:00.002Z2009-01-09T22:32:40.013Z

Hi all,I've just come across this golden nugget I'd like to share with you all. Now I hope your all sitting uncomfortably, because its going to get worse...the cost for the 8 minute segments for the handover ceremonies for the Olympic games came in at.....now I'll give you some time to have a guess......................No, you're wrong...unless you've googled it already, but it comes in at 2.5

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-86499701672665763502009-01-05T18:49:00.002Z2009-01-05T18:53:04.827Z

Hi all,What is the point in new years resolutions?Its just a good way of depressing yourself by February, and we've normally got bigger things to worry about. I worked it out a while ago though, I resolved never to make another new years resolution, and it was really cool for a couple years, then one year my missus and I are sat on the sofa and Big Ben did its 12 rings, and my missus looked into

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-23582036851021132192008-12-29T11:59:00.003Z2008-12-29T12:54:22.164Z

Hi All,I work in IT, its an indoor job so no heavy lifting, but it does mean if you don't watch your pie intake you do start to put the weight on. So I headed off down to ASDA and there are just tons of celebs that have done their own keep fit video just in time for christmas - wierd that, bringing out a fitness dvd before christmas, who's going to actually do the video? you've got your hands

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-89769297099171124512008-12-22T15:02:00.004Z2008-12-22T15:33:11.326Z

Hi All,First up Merry Christmas and a happy new year to you all. Now on with the diatribe....It must be Christmas! You can tell just by watching telly, or listening to the radio for all those repeat hits from 30 odd years ago, or walking round your home town, looking at the absolutely pointless, useless, glittering, power-eating, half dead, pigeon-shit infested, glittery, building appendages,

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-2784153235155967612008-12-17T23:29:00.003Z2008-12-18T00:09:55.071Z

Hi All,Tonight I have made a monumental breakthrough. This is big, this is bigger than big. This is massive.There is a direct correlation between the angle of your body, the angle of your knee joint and IQ.It's true, there are no two ways about it. Think about it for a second. As we evolved, we became more clever and then after a couple of thousand years we are now able to walk upright. But thats

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-87043765401090538222008-12-06T17:25:00.003Z2008-12-06T17:42:49.408Z

Hi all,I was reading to my kids before they went to bed last night and I chose one of their books from the library. Libraries are morgues of paper, all those dusty books, placed on shelves, their names barely visible until you scrape the dust and cobwebs of years from their covers. Then the gleaming realisation that you have found a long lost friend.Anyway, We got them The 3 Little Pigs which has

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-51180740230008072762008-11-30T11:01:00.003Z2008-11-30T11:24:28.599Z

Hi All,Not content with finding out why we are here, I have expanded my horizons to ask the burning question on nobody's lips....Why are cats here?Ok, they are fairly cool, they are friendly, fluffy and generally make us happy. There are even websites dedicated to those furry friends of ours, pictures taken by their owners that are cute and funny and what not, but why are they here?I like cats.

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-48299823251062870462008-11-24T22:00:00.002Z2008-11-24T22:22:31.212Z

Hi All,I have been reading many quotes from philosophers, mainly because back when being a philosopher actually meant something they had a lot of time to think, and they could make a few quid from spouting thoughts about random things. Life was good. Sitting in a bath all day just thinking, and working things out.Then I came across Voltaire. He was a very wise and very clever man, and lived for a

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-82751987864722033292008-11-17T14:26:00.004Z2008-11-17T16:04:16.762Z

Hi all,Has anyone seen that advert about that bloke who had a crash in a car? You know the one:"Richard had a crash.""It wasn't hitting the windscreen that killed Richard""It wasn't his chest hitting the steering wheel that killed Richard."I thought,"Hmm was it the length of this advert and the labouring of the point?"It went on,"It wasn't the broken ribs that killed Richard""It wasn't his ribs

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-89638181739079083682008-11-10T18:02:00.003Z2008-11-10T18:48:29.179Z

Hi All,I'll get this over with. Windows is the best.Stop yelling and listen. Windows is without doubt the best. With Windows you bang a CD or DVD in you computer, click a few buttons, crack some other disks in for drivers and within an hour and a bit its completely usable. On any hardware you care to use. Every piece of hardware, from really old stuff to really new components there is a Windows

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-78812524672943017292008-11-05T19:26:00.006Z2008-11-10T17:49:56.282Z

Hi All,Last Sunday I went to see the Top Gear Live show and the MPH in London. Absolutely amazing. I had a really good time and we had a really good hotel and whatnot. I recommend it to people. But...I had to drive from where I live to London and back. It's about a million miles or something, and most of that time is spent on the motorway. The more I go on these roads the more and more I

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-22869800912262189742008-11-05T17:57:00.003Z2008-11-05T18:10:49.235Z

Hi All,I haven't written in a while, I've been away, sorry.But I had a good time, thanks for asking.Bonfire/firework night tonight, and that got me thinking once again of all these whingers and whiners who read the Guardian. All those people who write in to OFCOM about abusive programs and about who said what to whom. First of all, there are about a billion other channels to watch or listen to.

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-58583460624620722992008-10-21T19:54:00.003+01:002008-10-21T20:32:16.609+01:00

Hi All,"Three out of four children have seen images on the internet that disturbed them, an NSPCC poll suggests." This is how the BBC news story begins. So it is how I will start mine. It goes on to say that these figures are taken from a poll of visitors to there there4me.com website, which caters for 12-16 year olds.Ok, yes fine, there are lots of images out there that can disturb children.

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-16780568058298221452008-10-17T22:49:00.004+01:002008-10-17T23:07:14.289+01:00

Hi All,Scientists are no fun. I put this down to the many, many years of intensive study and homework that they have to do. They are so institutionalised that they just can't see how much fun they can have with the tools they've got.Take the LHC, or the Large Hadron Collider. What a great idea. But how boring. I am a geek so I am interested to see what kind of things they discover, but what I

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-4175348380204408972008-10-17T16:08:00.002+01:002008-10-17T16:11:36.467+01:00

Hi All,After my speeding episode I did do a little hunt around the internet for a story. After a tipoff from my Dad (thanks mate) I found this:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/5313370.stmAnd they do me for speeding a little bit?Thanks for reading

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-63074671356441667202008-10-15T22:24:00.004+01:002008-10-16T05:48:14.071+01:00

Hi All,I got caught speeding. From this moment on I will always obey the speed limit on all roads, as I was caught fairly and squarely by a hidden bloke armed with lasers and cameras in the back of an unmarked van. While I was armed with nothing but a Honda Jazz.Yeah, right. Don't get me wrong here. I don't drive like a complete nutter, I don't do 50mph past a school (in fact I tend to do far

Trevhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12504794914388956363noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6614177535359067281.post-52206514228031527952008-10-05T10:33:00.004+01:002008-10-05T10:41:21.247+01:00

Hi all,I was thinking to myself the other day on the birth of social evolution (yes I am that type of person)and then thought occured to me that evolution occurs in 5 easy stages, and they are the 5 questions we are taught at a very early age. I remember sitting in an old victorian building being force fed times tables, phonetics, numbersand all other sorts of useful stuff, and the 5 most

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Hi all I have had reports from regular readers of my column that my grammar sucks as I epically fail at the correct usage of commas especially and putting them where they are not needed and sometimes not including them where they are so in order to redress the balance I have written this piece with no punctuation at all just to prove the point that sometimes it is better to overdo something

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Hi All!!Shopping, hate it or loath it, you can't not do it. It's a fact of life. Like Swiss Rolls. Or cheese. But anyway...I've just done a "manly shop", this is basically where you go into town, pop into the shop you know where an item is, buy it, then return to your place of residence. This can take anywhere between 30mins to an hour. This is entirely dependant on where you need to go to get

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Hi All...News just in.....Smoking is bad for you!Shock horror! I've never heard that before!Over here in the UK the powers that be (whoever they are) have decided to put pictures on all cigarette/cigar/tobacco packets, in order that we can see the damage for ourselves.Every time we take out our packet of whatever, we will see these images, we are supposed to think "Oh crap, if I smoke this stuff

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Hi all,I am not fat. I am one of these annoying gits who can eat just about any amount of anything greasy and stay thin. My partner says this is particularly annoying, as she has to "watch what she eats"What she doesn't know is that I also have to watch what I eat...and to be honest, seeing the eighth big mac enter my body is not necessarily a pleasant thing to see.And this brings me neatly on to

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Hi all,How insane is this for a situation? I can be sat down on a comfy sofa, without the TV on, without a book or music, or a computer, or any form of "entertainment" whatsoever and not be...bored.I will sit there, just being...well just being. And it's great. One of life's little luxuries.But if someone gives me a mind-numbing task I have this absolute overwhelming feeling of boredom. This is

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Hi, all!World banking this time. What a palaver! I just want to put money in, and then when I get to a hole in the wall at 3am I want to be able to get out a tenner for a god awful kebab and some soggy chips covered in grease.Now the whole point about a bank is that loads of people put money in, as long as you all promise not to take all your money out at the same time. When this happens its

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Hi, quick one...I have been following this for quite a while now, its a handheld games console called the Pandora.Find it here http://openpandora.org/Absolutley amazing specs, completely open source and relatively cheap for such a powerful machine. I suggest hitting http://www.youtube.com/ for videos of what this thing can do.Pre-ordering starts 30th Sept, with shipping dates in November. There

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First of all, hello and welcome to my blog. If you are reading this then it means that not only do you have a grasp of English, but you also have far too much time on your hands.In my early days, I used to watch F1 with a sense of awe, I remember the days when Michael Schumacher drove a Benneton, and how excited I was when he managed to win against the odds. But now fast forward to today...The

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